He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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