Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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