brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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