woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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