Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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