Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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