I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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