And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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