Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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