its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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