I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
