Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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