I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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