My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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