I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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