Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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