I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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