Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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