Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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