i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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