Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So apparently I’m into choking now
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