Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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