I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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