I just saw a hot homeless man
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You left your phone here
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