please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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