I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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