ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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