from now on my penis is your penis
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Sober January is a disaster.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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