I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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