"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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