I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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