My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize