I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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