It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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