Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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