Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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