i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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