he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.