but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE