so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay