I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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