gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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