Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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