Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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