"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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