So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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