Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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