Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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