the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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