Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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