So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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