The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Who died my cat blue again?
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