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census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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