Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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