Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess

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(845): View more from New York

the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well

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(801): View more from Utah

Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes

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(513): View more from Ohio

I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.

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(361): View more from Texas

Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.

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(607): View more from New York

she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.

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(917): View more from New York City

Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket

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(207): View more from Maine

Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.

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