Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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